Bus' Handle

Hey dudes, what's up? I'm not okay bcoz many things that I have to do in this week. And I'm still waiting my medical exam report. Bcoz without that report I won't have my license. I hope that report will be good.

About two weeks ago , I went to PIM-Pondok Indah Mall- with my two-friends Debby and Arin. PIM is exactly in South of Jakarta. We started our annoying journey at 5.30 pm bcoz we had something to do before. From Harmoni to PIM we went by Transjakarta -but people here usually call Busway, Busway is a famous transportation in Jakarta.- bcoz it has direct access to PIM. So we bought the tickets and the bus came...

It was crowded, bcoz all the workers ended their work and went to home. We didn't get any seats, so we had to stand until there was an empty seat.

Finally after we waited for a long time, Debby got her seat . Me and Arin were still waiting for empty seats.

I was standing next to Arin, we were joking at that time. And finally, there was an empty seat. Yeeeeaaahhhh and finally I sat . I sat infront of Arin, and she was standing and hold the bus' handle.

When we were joking, suddenly the bus stopped and Arin lost her balance. She fell down and the handle broke. All the people inside were looking at Arin, they were shocked-maybe- bcoz how did it come? you know, bus' handle is strong enough to hold people.

Arin:'mate, wo how is it?'

Me:*keep thinking*

Arin:'pleaseeeee not this timeee'

Debby:'*keep laughing*

Me:'Hey, keep that for your present. Just put it into my bag'

Arin:*put that handle into my bag*

Fyi , Arin has a tough body. bcoz when her Senior High is Military school. She was totally embarassed. then i putted that handle into my bag, but i wasn't capture the picture of the handle for you.

Akhirnya..

wo yoo wo yooo, apa kabar semua? semoga baik baik saja sehat sentosa.

Kenapa posting kali ini di beri judul 'Akhirnya'?

Karena , akhirnya gue udah rilis DKUPPU

suara nan jauh disana :' Horreeeeeeeee'

walaupun penuh perjuangan dan terbang yang cukup menyebalkan

suara nan jauh disana:' Horreeeeeeeee'

waktu itu gue dan kedua temen gue-Debby sama Lista- dapet jadwal ke Medan. Gue shock bukan kepalang. Masalahnya, waktu temen gue yang lain di cek, mereka dapet jadwal terbang yang pendek kaya ke Semarang atau ke Jogjakarta. Nah gueee? dapet Medan yang waktu tempuhnya dua jam sepuluh menit. Sialan.

Gue antara panik dan seneng. Panik karna gue bingung apa aja yang bakal ditanyain selama dua jam kedepan, seneng karna rilis udah di depan mata.

Selama penerbangan tuh kaku banget. takut salah gerak, takut salah bertindak. Tapi akhirnya kita bertiga lulus kok

suara nan jauh disana:'Horreeeeeeeeeeee'

hari hari menunggu ujian terakhir

Salam Supermi!

apa kabar semua? akhir-akhir ini gak banyak kegiatan yang gue lakuin. Kalo biasanya gue harus ke tower buat ngikuti mata pelajaran, sekarang udah engga. Gue udah tinggal ujian terakhir dari DKUPPU. Apasih DKUPPU ituuuuuu ? DKUPPU aadalah Direktorat Kelaikan Udara dan Pengoprasian Pesawat Udara. Jadi, sebelum resmi menjadi seorang awak kabin, kita juga di cek kalayakan kita sama petugas DKUPPU itu.

Selama nunggu ini, gue gak ada kegiatan apapun. Aktivitas gue di apartemen cuma tidur, online, makan, main games dan nonton tipi. Gue pun berubah menjadi pemamah biak yang ganas. Parahnya, temen gue juga ikutan menjadi ganas dalam memamah biak.

Gimana ngga gendut? belom terbang reguler aja udah demen makan. Gimana terbang nantinyaaaaa ?

Yah semoga saja gue bisa jaga diri. Nahan napsu. Biar ngga kaya gentong aja .

Kalo udah gemuk, tinggal kasi lobang udah kaya celengan semar aja .

cultures :)

hi all, happy weekend..

on this post I'd like to tell you about the personnel of my batch. There are many characters from the pepole inside.

First is Debby.

She comes from Depok. But her parents actually come from Surabaya. But Debby grew up and spent her childhood in Depok. One day, She came to Suarabaya to visiting her relations there. When she arrived there she wanted to buy something to eat, so She asked her Daddy to gave some money. She came to the food stall and bring some money,

Debby: *knocking and saying* Tuku.. tukuu..

Keeper:*not responding*

Debby :*knocking and sayin louder* Tukuuu.. tukuuu...

She was hopeless at that time , but then she tried to knock and shout louder while a child was walking front her.

The child was confused by Debby because she want to buy something but she shout "tuku" then the child help Debby by saying "mba ngomongnya tumbas, bukan tuku"

After Debby shout "tumbass... tumba..." the keeper came out and Debby was embarassed.

second is Amel,

she is a Minang girl, but her Daddy is a javanesse. Once her grandma came to her home, and asked her

grandma :" Nduk tulung jupuke gayung abang"

amel:" kok gayung abang? ini gayung amel"

grandma:" kui lho nduuukkk gayung abang"

amel:" ini gayung amel"

grandma:" matamu kok picek tooo, kui lho gayung sing mbok cekel"

amel:"oalaaaahhh"

in Java, abang means red. but in Minang abang means brother.

enough for the story. I start with 2 damn nice people.

have a nice weekend guys :)

Hari Baru yang Baru bagian dua

halooohh..

sedikit cerita tentang gue selama training. Gue dan temen-temen gue dapet kelas Grooming Etiquette. Nah di dalem tuh kelas , di selipi Beauty Class juga. Intinya nih, kita diajarin car dandan dan bertingkah lku layaknya wanita sejati.

Di beauty class, gue temasuk anak yang susah. Susah diatur dan susah berak. Em, maksud gue, gue emang susah banget deh sama yang namanya merias diri. Taoi, gue harus berubah. Masa gue mau kalah sama temen gue yang lain!

Akhirnya gue belajar keras, biar gue ga kalah beauty sama temen gue..

disana gue diajarin bikin alis, pake eye-shadow, lipstick, blush-on dan banyak lainnya. Gue yang minat banget sama tuh pelajarn , gue perhatiin tuh bener-bener..

Dan ssampainya di kamar kosan, gue praktekin. hasilnya lumayan berdampak besar buat gue. Gue yang tadinya terlihat sebagai calon pramugari , setelah ikut beauty class gue makin terlihat sebagai calon pramuka.

Kata Debby si Anak Depok :"Lu kaya babi tau ga sih pake blush on gitu"

Suatu hari pas gue mau masuk kels pelajaran Safety, waktu itu diadain check performance..

gue yang saat itu sangat percaya diri-karna udah masuk beauty class- berharap banget di puji sama instruktur..

instruktur : ' yak , Nungki silahkan maju'

gue : *maju kedepan ngeliatin kuku, rambut dan hasil make up baru gue'

dan yang keluar dari mulut instruktur...

'Nungki , alis kamu gak seimbang'

sekelas ngetawain gue ngakak, apa lagi si Debby anak Depok. Dia ketawa guling-guling ampe berbusa. Gue mah cuma tutup muka.

kata temen gue sih, waktu itu muka gue merah benget saking malunya. Kalo ijo malah serem kali yak :D

Hari Baru yang Baru

Halooooo semua, apakabar? Jumpa lagi dengan saya Nungki. maaf akhir-akhir ini ngga bisa posting. Yap, karena gw sibuk dengan urusan gw, yang kedua gw udah mulai ngekos dan ga bawa notebook gw, ketiga kosan gw di Jakarta mayan jauh dari Warnet...

But finally , I moved to my new apartment because duty! yeaaahhh. Akhirnya cita-cita gue buat jadi pramugari kesampean juga. Sebelum pindah ke apartemen nih banyak cerita yang mesti kalian tau tentang kosan gue.

Here it is...
Kosan gue terletak di tengah perut (baca:pusar) kota Jakarta. Hari pertama gw dikosan gw nangis gak karuan. Karena gue belum kenal siapapun di kosan itu, padahal tuh kosan rame banget anak pramugari angkatan gue.

Gak lama kemudian , datanglah Debby si anak Depok yang berminat buat ngekos bareng gue. Katanya dia mikir dua kali buat tinggal sekamar sama gue, alesannya sih gue jutek. Tapi katanya setelah beberapa bulan dia tinggal sama gue " Anjing Nung, lu sakit!"

Setelah 1 bulan gue dan Debby ada di tuh kosan , tuh kosan makin rame anak pramugari angkatan gue. Dan gue makin betah aja tuh di kosan.

Suatu hari , waktu gue lagi training di kantor airlines gue...

waktu itu lagi pelajaran table manner,
gue yang saat itu mau keluar dari sebuah ruangan, pas gue mau lewat tuh pintu terhalang oleh trolley dan ada orang yang ngedorong trolley itu. Dari belakang gue jelas banget tau kalo dia temen gue
gue :nah lo nah lo nah lo bisa ga
dia :*noleh* bantuin dong *nada nyolot*
gue : oh iya mbaaa

ternyata dia adalah kakak kelas gue, gue pikir dia Linda temen seangkatan gue. ternyata gue salah orang...